Because Someone Has to Test It First 🍟

You didn't ask for a bite. You didn't need to. That's just the Dad Tax — and somebody's gotta make sure it's safe to eat.

This bold, retro-style graphic tee features a cool skeleton dad rocking a snapback, holding a drink and fries, surrounded by the words "Dad Tax — Making Sure It's Not Poison." It's the perfect blend of humor, heart, and hustle.

Why You'll Love It

• Soft, comfortable fabric you'll reach for again and again
• Vibrant, durable print that holds up wash after wash
• Available in Short Sleeve, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie styles
• Sizes S–4X — because every dad deserves a great fit
• Colors: White, Beige, Black, Silver, Red, Blue

Perfect For

Father's Day, birthdays, "just because" gifts, or any dad who takes his food-tasting duties very seriously.

Printed on demand — made just for you.